October 2008
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September 2008
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Unranked Oregon State Cockblocks #1 USC →
The SEC is knocking on #1’s door.
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“Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm /...
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An Analysis of "Dangerous" by Kardinal Offishall...
I heard this song the other day on the radio and figured the true meaning of its lyrics might be lost on most people. So, I offer this short analysis of Akon’s part in the song. First, here are the lyrics:
[Akon:]
Girl I can notice but to /
Notice you /
Noticin’ me /
From across the room /
I can see it that can’t stop myself from lookin’ /
And...
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Looking to own a pair of Michael Jackson's... →
Let me tell you, I’m prepared to sell my body to get my hands on these.
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Obligatory Reblogging
Merlin Mann:
“Reblogging” sounds like the cause-of-death for a sorority girl who shotgunned 21 straight cans of blog.
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“You’re walking through my heart once...
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All the books in the world, except one →
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Battalion: Nemesis, my new favorite game →
Turn-based strategy is sexy. This one’s for lovers of Advance Wars, Military Madness, or anything in that vein.
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The Right Fit
Microsoft has released a new Windows ad entitled “Shoe Circus”, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates. The plot: Jerry stumbles upon Bill at a discount shoe store; Jerry starts bullshitting. Says John Gruber of Daring Fireball:
The first Jerry Seinfeld/Bill Gates commercial for Microsoft. Not a bad skit, but I’m not sure how this does anything for the Microsoft brand. Makes Gates...
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An Open Letter to YouTube
Dear YouTube,
I shall make my dilemma apparent upfront: I’m tired of having to continually reselect the “Always play higher-quality video when it’s available” option in my account settings. You may find it frivolous, but I am nothing if not serious about my desire to view cats pooping in toilets in the highest possible definition available to me. It thrills me to be...
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America's ten most confusing traffic signs →