“Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm / Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm / Something in my veins, bloodier than blood / Something in my veins, bloodier than blood” (“A Shot in the Arm” by Wilco”
Woooow.
I heard this song the other day on the radio and figured the true meaning of its lyrics might be lost on most people. So, I offer this short analysis of Akon’s part in the song. First, here are the lyrics:
[Akon:] Girl I can notice but to / Notice you / Noticin’ me / From across the room / I can see it that can’t stop myself from lookin’ / And noticin’ you noticin’ me / Watch out I seen her type before
[chorus] That girl is so dangerous / That girl is so dangerous / That girl is a bad girl / I seen her type before she’s so dangerous / That girl is so dangerous / That girl is a bad girl yeaaah
Akon notices her from across the room but also notes that she is, in fact, “dangerous” (which can be found hidden in the line “That girl is so dangerous”), i.e. she possesses a potential threat to him. This must mean that (a) she has a large ass, but (b) her ass is explosive, i.e. it is filled with nitroglycerin. This could make intercourse not only inconvenient, but also potentially life-threatening.
I hoped this helped some of you to discover the true meaning of this nuanced gem.
Let me tell you, I’m prepared to sell my body to get my hands on these.
“Reblogging” sounds like the cause-of-death for a sorority girl who shotgunned 21 straight cans of blog.
“You’re walking through my heart once more / don’t forget to close the door” (JC by Sonic Youth)
Turn-based strategy is sexy. This one’s for lovers of Advance Wars, Military Madness, or anything in that vein.
